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Topchef found dead in freezer

The former french topchef Jean-Francois Poinard was found dead in his freez during tuesday.
His 51 year old partner has confessed that she caused his death in November 2008. Acording to sources it was a “fight that gone bad” and that the woman gave the man a fatal hit.

She has a speciall personality whit sick element, narcissistisk, dominant and violent.

Says prosecutor Marc Desert

The history becomes more odd and sick when its also revealed that the partner preserved the body in the bathtube a couple of days before she bought a freez big enough to store his body.

The secret lasted for almost two years, before the womans daughter started to suspect that something wasn´t right since she haden´t seen her mothers partner in nearly two years.

Poinard was a topchef in Lyon during the 70s and 80:s, in 2001 he moved in whit the 51 one year old woman that now is in custody for murder, the cause of death is still under investigation.

More Info:
DN.se
Dailymail
toppayingideas
BBC
Aftonbladet
Expressen

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 12 augusti 2010 at 17:56

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Man brukar ju ta tåget… men rälsen?

Stöld som spårade ur… | Nyheter | Aftonbladet.

En man  i 60 årsåldern som stulit två kilometer järnvägsräls för att sen sälja vidare. Nu har han dömts till två års fängelse för grov stöld.

Han skulle nog tagit tåget istället….


1 comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 09 april 2010 at 23:05

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Dog förra året – stoppad av polis i förrgår | Nyheter | Aftonbladet

Dog förra året – stoppad av polis i förrgår | Nyheter | Aftonbladet.

Last year a 68 year old man from Austria took his life by jumping from a ferry, seen by about teen witness.

After his suicide, divers searched for his body in several days but was unable to find him, and the police come to the conclusion that he was dead

But on Monday the police arrested the man in a trafic controll. It turned out that he had a motorboat waiting for him and brought him to shore, and then lived in a monastry.

The hiding place was almost perfect, but he was a smoker and went to the closest gasstation to buy ciggarets, the police become suspicious when the man showed his littlebrothers id-card and brought him in for questioning.

It didn´t take the police long time to realize who they had found


Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 17 mars 2010 at 22:30

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Rakade bikinilinjen – när hon körde | Bil | Aftonbladet

Rakade bikinilinjen – när hon körde | Bil | Aftonbladet.

Det är som taget ur en film, en 37 årig kvinna krockade då hon körde bil medans hon rakade bikinilinjen…

Amerikan givetvis, men var får folk alla ideer ifrån?

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 09 mars 2010 at 20:02

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Have you seen this car?

Have you seen this car?
The norwegian police is trying to solve a murder an hired a painter in a effort to get a good picture of the car…

The picture above is the result

Source: Aftonbladet

Club4Beauty.se

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 16 februari 2010 at 17:00

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Keith Ballard knocks his own goalie out

When Florida defenceman Keith Ballard become angry over that Atlanta Thrashers Ilya Kovaltjuk was lucky to score on a bouncing puck, he decided to break his stick against the goalpost. But the first thing he managed to do was to hit his own goalie (Tomas Vokoun) in the head.

Vokoun dropped instantly to the ice removed his helmet and was bleeding from one ear, and was then removed from the game on a stretcher.

Teamate Bryan Allan says

No one is more depresed over this then Keith, he is really down. It was a freak accident.

source: Aftonbladet

1 comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 01 december 2009 at 16:00

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Mystiskt par har sex i ett klocktorn – Sex & kärlek – Expressen.se

Mystiskt par har sex i ett klocktorn – Sex & kärlek – Expressen.se.

People that where visting and taking pictures/movies of the clocktower along the Broadway Shopping Center in Sydney where up for a suprise.

In the top of the tower, a couple decied to strip down and have sex, no one knows who the persons are, but they seemed to be aware about the fact that people could see them.

But the question is : Who are they?

The best guess is from Ravi Krishna who is the janitor of the tower, “- i suspect it is a couple of students, that gained acces whit their accesscards and where celbrating the end of their schooltime.

But nothing is confirmed

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 25 november 2009 at 22:02

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Turned up on his own funeral

When Ademir Jorge Goncalves 59 didn´t return home after work, the day after his family is told that he´s been killed in a car crash in the city of Parana in southern Brazil

The family  then went to the mourge and and identified the body.

The day after it was time for the funeral, after half the funeral act , Ademir Jorge Goncalves appeared, the relatives where chocked when the man they thought they where lowering in to the ground come running in to the church.

He screamed : Its not that easy to get rid of me

It turned out that he had been spending his time at a bar that evning and had no idea he had been pronouced dead. when he heard about it he ran to the church to tell the family that he was alive.

Source:Dök upp – på sin egen begravning | Nyheter | Aftonbladet

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 09 november 2009 at 0:10

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The car that got sexually frustrated

A norwegian couple on roadtrip around Norway suddenly heard that their car had started to sound strange.

The couple searched the car, but couldn´t find anything that could be causing these sounds.
So they decided to have a repairman check the car.

It took the repairman five minutes to find the problem….

Between the frontseats a turned on dildo where vibrating

– They become a bit embareesed when they realised what had caused the problem, says the repairman

source:Aftonbladet

Bli en vinnare

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 30 september 2009 at 20:00

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Wanted to test his friends, aranged his own funeral

Almost everyone has sometime wanted to test their friends, to se who is standing by your side in the worst case scenario.

45 year old Amir Vehabovic from Bosnia come up whit the perfect way, he aranged his own funeral, just to se how many and who that would appear.

He had planed the event very closley. He spread out the rumor about his death, put in a obituary in the local paper and posted invitations to 45 of his friends. When the day of his funeral approaced he hide behind a bush to se the friends arrive.

Of the 45 that where invited, there where only one that arrived….. his old mother.

Vehabovic has been quoting saying

– I am very angry, it costed me alot of money to buy false pappers on my passing, and bribing the undertakers to deliver an empty casket.

Now the 44 funeralvisitors that didn´t come, have a angry letter from a dissapointed Vehabovic in their mailbox soon.

– I had belived that more of you would have turned up, this only shows you can trust no one

is part of the letter.

Busring.se

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 29 september 2009 at 20:00

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