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Steven Wright Quotes

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I’m good, she’ll
give me the other one next year.

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?”
I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out.

I had amnesia once or twice.


I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. — Steven Wright

I got a chain letter by fax. It’s very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to
everybody on the list.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
went “Aaaaahhhh…”

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn’t go up the stairs.


The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky
must get awfully crowded.

I brought a mirror to Lovers’ Lane. I told everybody I’m Narcissus.

You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and
then you remember it really is? I’m like that all the time.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said “pet supplies”. So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said “compact cars”.


The sky already fell. Now what?

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn’t
see any forests.


If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 29 september 2011 at 12:00

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Do you need payday loans?

Have you ever seen payday loans online? If you want to use them there is things such as payday loans no fax and no credit check payday loans. These loans come in handy when you during the end of the month find yourself short on money and haven´t recived your wages yet, but still has to pay for bills.
This is the best way to get help whit making the bills if you don´t want or have the time to take a second job. The site are easy to deal whit but of course for you to recive any loans there are certain things you must upfill first:
You must be 18 years or older to be able to borrow money from payday, they do not do credit check, you do not need to fax something.

These are the only requirements payday loans online have for you to borrow money, comfortable and stress-free and the whole thing is done very easily via your computer without having to send or fax any paper.

However, there may be difference whit the rules and laws regarding loans in different countries, so it’s best before you borrow money would be to contact them to see how it all works against your country.

The site is very easy to deal whit, and it is easy to find information regarding paday loans on the site, this is one site i would recomed if you ever are in need of money, much information about paday loans

Their idea is built on simplicity, you borrow a sum when you are short on cash and repays it when you get remuneration.
They use small loans and short periods that you can borrow and most of the people that borrows money repays it quickly after the loan. When you are looking for a quick and easy loan be sure that you check the site or company more then twice before making any agreements, just so you are knowing the rules and information about the loans before you sign any deals, otherwise it could be an unpleasent information when the deal is signed. But as i have said before these kind of deals are very easy a quick to do and in just a couple of days you have the money (depending on where you request them from, could take some extra time to diffrent countries), And can start paying your bills in time, or shopp what you need before you get your salary.

This is your chance to get some extra money just to get you of the problem.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 03 december 2010 at 23:32

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Need extra money? Why not use payday loans?

Do you have little money and just need a little extra?
Then you can try payday loans online, they are quick and easy to deal with and you get your amount within a few days. But of course you must be 18 years or older to be able to borrow money from payday, they do not, no credit check, you do not need to fax something. It is very easy to use payday loans on line, you have such a hard time paying the bills so they can help and make sure you at least can do it. It is mostly small loans and short periods that can be borrowed on, it is also very easy to pay back borrowed money and most of them also makes it quite quickly after the loan. However, there may be different in the rules need and laws regarding loans in different countries, so it’s best before you borrow money would be to contact them to see how it all works against your country. Their whole system is based on simplicity, you have a lot of bills to be in the road and you have not received your salary yet, so payday loans on line a very good solution, when you borrow a sum and pay back when you get remuneration.

As I said before you have to be at least 18 years, regular income of $ 1,000 by month and to follow the interest rate. There are the only requirements payday loans on line is for you to borrow money, comfortable and stress-free and the whole thing is done very easily via your computer without having to send or fax any paper.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - at 17:41

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