Posts Tagged ‘someone’

Steven Wright Quotes

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, ”Got any shoes you’re not using?”

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.


Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, ”Wish you were here.”

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

”Did you sleep well?” ”No, I made a couple of mistakes.”

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo
cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
the afternoon’s appointments.


My socks DO match. They’re the same thickness.

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn’t going to be on the
road an hour.

I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.


I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.
You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape
of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.


What’s another word for Thesaurus?

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms
with me. I said, ”Well, what do you need?”

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?


I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I
stood in line for some cake. They said, ”Do you want white cake or chocolate
cake?” I said, ”yes”.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 30 september 2011 at 12:00

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Bill O’Reilly is a JFK ”Conspiracy Theorist”

This video is intresting by the case of Antonio Veciana who claims to have been shot by the members of the conspiracy since he was talking about it.
One simple but yet important question rises then, why is he alive?

Its very cleaver to save wittneses like this, and how could they knew he was going to stop talking about it?

My guess is, Antonio wasn´t shot by people from the consparicy but someone else and then by paranoia claims it was.

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 30 november 2009 at 18:00

Categories: Brott & Straff, Conspiracy, Debunked, english, Historia, JFK   Tags: , , , ,

Stonhenge

About 3000-2300 B.C someone did put up huge rocks in Southern England, the rocks stands still today.
The researchers are still wondering what it may have been used for.
There have been findings around the ring that shows that it can be an old burialplace, dated around 2600 B.C

The stones is susposed to have been collected in Preseli Hills in Wales about 25 miles from Stonhenge.

The famous monument where completed around 4.400 years ago, Then the last 30 huge stones, that weight about 50 tons where put in place.


Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Targenor - 06 oktober 2009 at 14:24

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